Post your car keys.

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11/12/2014 at 14:00 • Filed to: None

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I'm curious as to what they all look like. These are mine.


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Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:03

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Not my pic (they're blanks), but this is what my keys look like (round one opens doors, square one starts car).


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:04

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Not falling for THAT old trick.

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:05

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Alicia..... high school crush for realz!


Kinja'd!!! Stevo777 > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:07

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The at work pic

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11/12/2014 at 14:07

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Kinja'd!!! RazoE > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:07

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no useless clutter.

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Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/12/2014 at 14:08

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This is what I have, mine just have black plastic on them instead of plain metal.


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > EL_ULY
11/12/2014 at 14:08

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Neta! The things I'd do to her would get me arrested in 50 states..


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:08

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can be risky

http://gizmodo.com/any-key-you-ca…

http://gizmodo.com/5071377/softwa…


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:09

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TL and MR2 keys


Kinja'd!!! ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:10

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Merc keys are the best.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/12/2014 at 14:12

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How long did this 2-key thing lasted?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Takuro Spirit
11/12/2014 at 14:12

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Now I can't get the silly putty off my screen


Kinja'd!!! NinetyQ > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:13

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Car keys at top: '96 Pontiac Grand Prix SE coupe. House keys on bottom.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > MonkeePuzzle
11/12/2014 at 14:13

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Huh, I had no idea. What now?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > RazoE
11/12/2014 at 14:13

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lol dayum :]


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
11/12/2014 at 14:15

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Same.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:15

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It started when my door broke.


Kinja'd!!! WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:16

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Blanks, but that's what the key itself looks like.

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Then, there's the stock fob.

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The other fob is the one for the remote start, that can also lock and unlock.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:16

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No idea. My parents have never owned american cars.


Kinja'd!!! WhiskeyGolf > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:18

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Not my exact key, but if you've seen 1 VW switchblade, you've seen them all.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:20

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I'd say from the 1960s to at least 2000. They used the same keys for a loooooong time.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:24

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Switchblade key FTW

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Kinja'd!!! T5Killer > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:28

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I know some Fords (crown Vic and T-bird) had them till the late '90s at least.


Kinja'd!!! youshiftem > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/12/2014 at 14:28

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Most of my keys look like that, but the square one is for ignition and doors, round is for the trunk only. All 4 of my cars are that way (ranging from 1967 to 1985) so I don't know what up with your car...


Kinja'd!!! Übel > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:30

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MkIV GTI, dorm room, and bike lock keys plus one VR6 head gasket keychain


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > youshiftem
11/12/2014 at 14:30

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No idea. It's a weird one, this. It's the only car I've seen to have a fender rust through from the outside in.


Kinja'd!!! avusblau > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:30

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11/12/2014 at 14:31

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Kinja'd!!! BATC42 > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:36

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Usually I have those. Ideous Citroën Xsara keys.

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But currently I have these on my desk, regular VW keys...

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The car it oppens is much more interesting (for you NA jalops) than the key fob. They are to a 2001 VW Passat Wagon, powered by the mighty 2.5L V6 TDI, the same engine you could find in the first gen Audi Allroad.
Though the Passat doesn't have 4motion


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:43

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Kinja'd!!! T5Killer > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:44

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I have a lot of cars/keys.

From left to right Spark plug gap tool, Subaru Legacy, Mustang Cobra,

Mercury Tracer, Ford Explorer, gun safe and P-38 can opener, bottle opener.

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Kinja'd!!! BATC42 > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:45

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Ah. I see your's has the same issue as mine (well it's an older Citroën key, but same issue here), and as my father's current (and previous) Peugeot keys.


Kinja'd!!! schwartz > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 14:55

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At work edition:

Fob and house key nothing more needed. How I like it.

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Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > avusblau
11/12/2014 at 14:58

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Noice


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
11/12/2014 at 15:02

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I have never seen keys like that, only with black plastic


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > BATC42
11/12/2014 at 15:04

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I'm seriously considering buying a 1st gen Allroad, and I too owned a Xsara!


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Sn210
11/12/2014 at 15:05

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Is the TL key a fob?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
11/12/2014 at 15:06

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Ok you win, the coolest keychain right there.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 15:06

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Switchblade


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > T5Killer
11/12/2014 at 15:07

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P-38? (rangie/plane?)


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > WhiskeyGolf
11/12/2014 at 15:07

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True Dat


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > schwartz
11/12/2014 at 15:08

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Looks Audi. what is it for?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Vicente Esteve
11/12/2014 at 15:08

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The new keys look nice! Switchblade master race


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Stevo777
11/12/2014 at 15:08

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Wonderful


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > DoYouEvenShift
11/12/2014 at 15:09

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Hahah I love this picture.


Kinja'd!!! schwartz > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 15:09

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Focus ST


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Sn210
11/12/2014 at 15:09

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Looks fancy


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > Übel
11/12/2014 at 15:17

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Haha, cool key chain. Recognized that right away.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 15:20

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Hey, thanks! The rust on the original 2002 key is actually a new addition, but I like it. I keep the spare (which is new) at home because I know it will always work. The Hotwheels keychain was given to me by a 2002 buddy for high school graduation. I love this thing. And the it gets beat to hell in my pocket, it looks more and more like my car, so yay(?)


Kinja'd!!! T5Killer > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 15:23

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Sadly nothing that exciting just a old school can opener.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P-38_can_…


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > MonkeePuzzle
11/12/2014 at 15:26

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What're they gonna do?

The 900 ain't got no engine
The Dakota requires... finesse to get motivated and is also loud as fuck
The S40's key is a plastic nub


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 15:27

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My set.

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Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 16:02

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Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Decay buys too many beaters
11/12/2014 at 16:03

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The unicorn thing, what is that?


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 16:06

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haha, spare key to fiancee's car.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 16:54

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Because variety is fun.


Kinja'd!!! FromCanadaWithLove > My citroen won't start
11/12/2014 at 19:13

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Kinja'd!!! WhiskeyGolf > Vicente Esteve
11/12/2014 at 22:06

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What year VW is it from?


Kinja'd!!! Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier
11/12/2014 at 22:53

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what kind of mercury does you have?


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > WhiskeyGolf
11/12/2014 at 23:14

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Its a 2015. Its a new key design.


Kinja'd!!! ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
11/12/2014 at 23:46

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this one.


Kinja'd!!! Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier
11/13/2014 at 00:26

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I guess I didn't read your username. I was just wondering since I DD a mercury mountaineer


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > My citroen won't start
11/14/2014 at 06:19

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